She seems like she’d be the life of any party.

Ohhhhh boy Bonnaroo.

I’d be on board for the eating part. As long as I didn’t have to talk to them. And they paid.

I don’t know who half of these people are. I’m only 30. Is this a shortcoming?

They’ve been the monster they claim to resent for years.

It’s disgusting that it’s even taken this long.

Every time I try to masturbate, my cat jumps directly onto my chest. When I push her off, she goes between my legs. I don’t get to masturbate anymore.

Yeah, I actually thought it was pretty cute and I am on a steady diet of The Smiths and New Order. Sooooooo.

God, her whiteness is overwhelming.

Is it not because the movie sucked balls?

Glitter is on the list of basically banned items. It’s MOOP.

This is not Burning Man, but thanks for playing.

I don’t get the Jez hate for BM. It seems like most of the people who write about it have never been; the same with the comments. Perhaps my experience was out of the norm, but I’ve never experienced anything like BM before. I have never been surrounded by such love, kindness, and body-positivity. Perhaps I was lucky.…

Oh gods. Yes. I don’t have hair on my arms, but my ghost hairs just stood up.

omg same. Sitting here with tears rampaging down my face.

It’s okay to not want to re-live trauma, but why post about it?

The Doors are a shitty band. No surprise this filth is wrapped up in a Stone package.

Welp. I feel so under-accomplished.

Yesssss do it.

Score on the lipsticks!