I think your comment is the only thing here lacking intelligence. The assumption that someone is dim because they participate in a sport is not only monumentally ignorant, it also happens to be incorrect. People that participate in athletic activity almost always do better scholastically. But please, tell me again…

GOAT!!

Christ, back bacon is the worst. How people can fail to crisp up streaky bacon, I have no idea. They manage it, though. They get their poe-tay-tohs golden, but the rashers are flaccid.

Also, hard no on “crispy bacon.” When isn’t it? Crispy, I mean. Food stylists trying their hand at copy are always so unimaginative. Language lacks sprinkles and micro-greens, I guess.

I pride myself on being an adventurous eater but this is an abomination, and I will have no part of it.

i am not hating on jared leto, for the record. i think he looks fucking awesome and is funny and fun.

So the orange one will be debating foreign policy with a former Secretary of State who’s travelled to most of the countries of the planet and knows where they’re located on a map. Innnnnteresting.

The parent in her. She’s got teenagers now, and one is away at her internship. She’s feeling like many moms who have kids who have grown up.

Michelle is definitely our fallback if Hillary can’t beat trump.

Michelle Obama just keeps getting better and better. At everything.

The new kitten at work:

The Duluth lynchings too.

It’s particularly poignant that this procession took them right through the old Rondo neighborhood. It was Minnesota’s largest and wealthiest African American community until it was demolished for the construction of I-94. Just another reminder of the structural racism that helped killed Philando Castile.

Obviously an athletics admission. He can’t even use the conditional subjunctive correctly. As a fucking adult. Whose first language is English. Pathetic.

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

I’m jealous af. Aerial silks are one of them ‘foreigner words’ here in Missouri.

But you got your bike out! A weird suggestion - doing 10-15 squat exercises every time you use the bathroom shapes up your legs really quickly. I do that every time I need to get my legs in shape for running or biking, because I lapse quite often.