As usual, it’s boxed wine for me. And It’s just fine! My week was great.The family practice clinic where I’m the nurse takes care of trans folk, and I’m in charge of screening potential clients and scheduling them. We have been on a long waitlist for the past several months and this week, I finally got everybody…

Smartwater and real, made with sugar Dr. Pepper in a bottle. I’m at work.

I have been eating so much caprese salad. It is time for caprese salad and caprese salad panini sandwiches and prosecco and everything.

I finished a draft of a brief at work that the partners liked and didn’t edit too much!

The weekend at last. I want to get some burgers and fries and onion rings, but I don’t want to walk in the rain to get it.

Bonus points for getting the answer to WWJD 100% WRONG dipshit!

Do it. But be prepared to cry (my reaction to booze and painkillers). I went from prosecco to beer to cider to wine to cider tonight.

I love free ranged children. They alays seem to have such fun, compared to the children who are supervised every minute of the day. My mother turned my brother and I out at 10, every day and we were allowed to return for lunch, but we were expected to be out of the house until 4 or 5.

I’m late. Don’t know if this will get read. But my daughter who doesn’t speak has made a whole ton of friends in the neighbourhood. We did our annual clean up and after she spent two hours with all the neighbourhood kids and she was chatting up a storm! A bunch of us have just decided that our kids will be free range.…

Hello my fellow Jezebellians!! I got a job! After being unemployed for over a year I finally got a job with a wonderful company. However I just came down with a damn fever and sore throat, so now my stress is sky high and I’m terrified I won’t be better by Monday, but come hell or high water I’m going in. Can anyone…

We’re going to our friends’ house in about 20 minutes for their 22nd annual Beltane party. I will drink pretty much everything: prosecco, mead, beer, idk. Then we will drunkenly run around a Maypole clotheslining each other with the ribbons.

I was diagnosed at 29 with a tumor large enough that mastectomy was the only option. It’s important for people to know that the razzle-dazzle surgical reconstructions that sometimes are out there in the media (a la Angelina) are most often for people who didn’t have cancer at all (preventative) or didn’t have the full…

I was googling bipolar when my friend was diagnosed and now tthe internet thinks I have it. You?

Ha! I meant with dealing with a divorce which is hard on anyone even if it is the most amicable. Humans aren’t the best at processing a new, unknown future. I just watched Lemonade and now I’m going to read for awhile. I was going to watch the SNL Prince special but I’m going to wait.

Distance, and keeping myself busy with other people, have always helped me when I was suffering unrequited feelings. Spending time together just reinforces it.

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.

Good riddance? He’s the best thing to happen to MMA in ages you clown, love him or hate him his entertainment value is off the charts

I’m sorry, but you just described my dream life.

Uhh no? Dakota became famous for her Role opposite Sean Penn in 2001's I Am Sam. She became the youngest person to be nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award as a 7 year old. Then she starred opposite many great actors and proved that even as a kid she had good chops. Rogert Ebert called her a pro at 10 years old.

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