Unfettered access to Dildos is a *CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT*.

His was a to-go order and therefore in a totally different category. It's not even like they were in the same store. Really, it makes total sense. I'm sure Scott would be happy to release a commercial explaining it in a condescending fashion.

UGH Mumford and Sons.

Shamu wasn’t glad to see your dumb face.

Right?! Legit conversation that once happened with my husband...

Me: So if we’re looking at houses and we’re like “This price is too good to be true” and the realtor is like “Oh, 5 people were murdered here”... you’d still live in the murder house, right?

Him: Obviously.

Me: Exactly. Good. I was going to kinda lay into…

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

Trader Joe’s has an excellent cheese selection. It’s also where I buy snacking plate (OKAY, fine, dinner) cheeses like Cambozola and kalamata-olive goat cheese.

Yup. I’ve been snickering at my desk. Heh lady cheese.

SNS BEAUTY OPEN THREAD!!!

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Odd Side Ale’s Fight Milk Stout for me! It’s a stout that is “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” themed, so I just had to get it. And it’s not bad! So my paper got graded and I got a ::drumroll:: 100% The professor said he was looking forward to mine the most, wasn’t disappointed, and…

It was so good. Really underrated, IMO, especially since it’s Robin Williams.

I’m right there with you. I made the mistake of watching World’s Greatest Dad right after Williams committed suicide, and while I cried watching it before, I really was wrecked watching it that time. He was so brilliant in that role. And at the end, when he was hanging out with the neighbor and his dead son’s friend,…

Zevon4Eva. And eva. Love that guy.

I do have this super dope antique bar. I do need the chrome blender.

Yay Kevita.

Still a bit :( about Bowie.
(Thinking about watching “Man Who Fell to Earth” just for the sheer surreal of it.)

I’m making a big pot of Italian sausage and tortellini soup with lots of spinach and zucchini mixed in. I’m going to thinly slice day old Italian herb bread, soak it in butter, sprinkle a bit of garlic salt on top and toast them in the oven. I’m throwing a mini, get over your hangover and watch a bunch of 30 Rock DVDs…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Fruit2o and codeine cough syrup for this little lady. Into the final stretch of my Twilight Zone marathon! I finally got some sleep last night, so I was able to watch a ton of them without commercials. Because my dumb ass DVRed them, despite owning them on DVD. I’m doing my life wrong…

I would eat tacos, but they wouldn’t “cleanse” a fucking thing. Lying cretins.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Or her “feature film” is gonna be directed by Joe Francis.