Have you talked to him about it?
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And it will be the one bra that doesn’t work with any of the shirts you brought? I hear ya.
I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.
I never spend more than $60 a month on my dog and thats only cause I buy expensive dog food. Get a dog already. You are killing me. Get this dog-
pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.
Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.
Just a friendly reminder that this post exists and should never be forgotten: http://jezebel.com/5833709/how-i-…
the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine
homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.
Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…
When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.
Bjorn Disway.
Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…
God knows I try to stand with law enforcement whenever I can find enough ground to put two feet on, and I’ve occasionally had to do a flamingo stand when there wasn’t. But I can’t find enough here to do a toe-stand. If Sandra Bland had recent scarring on her wrists then she should have been confined on a 15 minute…
Funny, mine’s called a Princess Plug.
This is not a sexual activity, this is a psychological activity. If this is puppy-play (and it probably is), a lot of the time it’s not seriously sexual at all. Part of the POINT of it is that it’s innocent; you’re pretending to be something totally innocent and free.
Consenting adults? A’ight then. You do you.
#neverforget
ALASKA WAS ROBBED