I think I follow more drag queens than actual personal acquaintances on IG. 

How do I star this 11ty times?

We have this amazing place downtown that does a Drag Brunch every so often. We just went to the Hocus Pocus themed event and it was incredible. I love our local drag scene!

I need a sugar daddy to buy all of these for me. I put out, I swear!

SHITGIBBON.

Yugely ungood. The worst.

Love this one! My personal favorite is the “get fucked, hooiser!” one, though. I die.

God, there are a lot of people on my mom’s facebook who are saying that shit too.

I have not been this scared about my future in my life...and I used to love OxyContin.

Thanks. I just got the notification from the hateful cunt who needed to remind me, an English degree holder and a film fan, that my childhood is already ruined because people remake movies. I guess it’s not okay to have feelings or opinions on the internet anymore!

Good gravy, you’re hateful.

I just thought it was the one safe piece of childhood literature that wouldn’t be marred by the transition to the big screen.

WHY.

This is still probably my all-time favorite film (even though I won’t admit it irl). I still jam to the soundtrack in my car. Best Shakespeare adaptation we’ve had. A shame Baz couldn’t keep it going in later films.

Get the fuck out of here.

There’s a difference between mental illness and just being a stupid cunt (kanye).

And the world kept turning...

Thoughts are with you. Good luck bb.

Trazadone will kill all of that nonsense. Of course, it will give you night terrors of your own, but I’d rather wake up and flip shit conciously than I would be paralyzed.

You know what? Nope. I guess I’m too old for snuff vids now. God, what have I become?