And here I go down a google khole...

More stars! More stars, I tell you! This scared the living shit out of me. Real life > ghost life.

The more stories I read, the more I’m convinced to ask my roommates to change back to a key deadbolt. So many people have the code and apparently so many murderers and ghosts do too :(

FUCKING OUT.

I always like to pretend I’ve never read that one. BRB checking all the locks in my house...

I hate everything. Please someone kill me. So many layers of wrong.

Locomotive Jones, beloved cunt.

His use of hashtags is frightening.

Kill me now. There is nothing worth living for.

I want a relationship like the Obamas :(

It’s a garbage show anyway, so there’s that.

She’s a terrible human, for sure. But her smoking weed doesn’t factor into this. Drop that and make your comment legit.

I actually cherish the few photos my mom took of me on the training potty. Granted, she never posted the on social media, but I wouldn’t have an issue if she did. Maybe it’s because I’m a Montessori teacher and I’m desensitized to being in the bathroom, but it isn’t that big of deal. We are who we are and our bodies…

You do not get to talk about Cheshire Cats when you are a foul human.

THIS IS JUST NOT OKAY.

Well this is just vile.

Best. Comment. Ever.

WHAT IS THIS ENGLISH?

So will Nexplanon. Yikes city.

Nexplanon rules. I’m on my second one. The removal of the first was TERRIBLE. I have a disgusting scar that will never go away and is in a very visible area, so that sucks. I’m hoping for the best with this one but I’m old and washed up, so who gives a shit about scars. I only spot a few times a year. Glorious little…