I’m out of work and starting school in January. No idea what I’m going to do.

I’m not one to yuck someone’s yum but, uhhh, yuck.

Ledecky makes me tear up. She’s such an incredible athlete, and so beautifully blunt in interviews.

It’s a real struggle. Especially when your coach says there are multiples of an 800 set.

They are the heretics that let it not crisp. Soft toast. Cream in coffee. Well-done steaks.

TMZ reporting = FACTUAL TRUTH

Jez didn’t used to hate him. In fact, they likened his cock to a sweet potato once!

It isn’t crispy in that hell den that they call England. Soft, limpy shit.

I want to both hug her and be hugged by her. She is the best.

How thick are you? On a scale of 1 to cement?

Can you possibly crawl back to the hellmouth from whence you came? You’re not a fun or original troll.

Could have lived my whole life without hearing either of these stories.

That’s actually brilliant. I do aerial silks as my form of exercise, so I naturally ignore my lower body.

That’s awesome! Congrats! Well-deserved boxed wine I only.

hahaha amazing

Red cabbage ceviche with a side of fish tacos...get in my face.

Merlot, as usual. Yours sounds more festive.

Yes to all of this.

Onion rings sound heavenly!

I’ve never been able to get my eyeliner right. Well done!