Solid. Although I may take it one step further and go full Kip Winger style:

Obama is no longer a threat to them. He is in his last year and not going to be running for anything any longer, and they have no intentions of passing anything of note between now and next year anyways. They didn’t really mind him all that much in reality, he was just a convenient boogeyman and they have a new…

make sure and turn it into one of those musclebro shirts where you cut the sleeves off so the armholes come down to the bottom of your ribcage.

He wanted to make sure she knew he had a penis. That it MUST be mentioned and acknowledged. And not only does he posses a penis, it’s also long enough and uncontained enough to ‘slam in a car door’.

The day after his (please god please god) defeat in the general election.

Tangentially, I’ve never actually heard an adult man refer to his penis as a “Peter”.

Christie was talking about Hillary? I was SURE he was auditioning for one of New Jersey’s School’s 7th Grade production of “The Crucible”.

To be fair, there are a lot of fat jokes about Chris Christie, which make me equally uncomfortable. I wouldn’t support him as President, but that has nothing to do with his weight.

I think a lot of people feel they personally won’t benefit from either side’s policies and they’ll get screwed regardless of who’s in office.

Agreed. And anything that’s mocking her body really. Like does any of that have to do with her ability to run the country? It just shows how misogynistic this world can be. I’m not a fan of Hillary but all of this stuff is just sad.

Maybe they are waiting for Trump to unleash the policy talk.

Trump talks about purging mosques and banning Muslims and has huge support among the white supremacist crowd, but Hillary is the one who’s Hitler. Ok, sure.

That Hot Chicks for Trump shirt is the ugliest fucking shirt I’ve ever seen

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

Illegitimate Muslim Gay Prostitute please. That is the ONLY reason I vote for him.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

“Lazy mediocrity” is fucking spot-on. How does a campaign for the highest office in the world let this happen? How does such a colossal mistake unfold? It seems like the first thing you’d do is check it side-by-side with previous speeches from wives to make sure there wasn’t anything fishy. I just don’t…

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention