Same here. I wasn’t sure if he was the SpaceX guy or another guy, and I knew she was an actress but I don’t know any of her films. I am home sick with food poisoning today, so I will count this as my grief process. The trash can by my bed is the receptacle for dashed hopes about Elomber.

I find it hard to trust women who don’t have female friends. I would be miserable without my girlfriends. Female friendships are important for mental health.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

It’s a picture of him posing with his wax mannequin self. Take it down a notch.

Go click. There should be nothing there to offend you. Other than Bieber.

Not mad, dying laughing here. I was so going to write DUDE, NO after the Hulk Hogan trial but was pleasantly surprised.

you’ve obviously never accompanied me to the beauty aisle in any drug store.

I have found myself browsing CVS stores on occasion. That store is a smorgasbord of useless shit that’s fun to gawk at.

yeah, some times you really need your cheese, or orajel and there were employees in there before, plus the store was open. I just don’t understand, if you’re that afraid of black people, maybe don’t work in a store where one (or three) is liable to walk in. don’t the kkk have businesses?

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

He literally wrote “An uncorrected transcript from closed captioning follows:” and you think this is a proofreading issue?

It makes just as much sense with the shit left in

I mean, for one party to be considered one end of a spectrum, a diametrically opposed party has to form. Ironically, it is logical that the alternative choice is illogical. Actually, I don’t think that’s the right word. I think out-moded is the better word. It’s a new world, and you have the people who look to the…

Men voted 53% to 41% for Trump. Women voted 54% to 42% for Clinton. I don’t think I’d call 12% that sexist. And even if it is, it’s no more sexist than women were towards a male candidate. It seems to me that calling the opposition sexist, racist, xenophobic, etc is the easy way out, instead of looking at the…

My suggestion would be to plan a vacation in Canada before the due date.

How bout lets like not argue man? Seems like you were on the same page regarding Trump, who cares if you disagree about Hitler? Night seems divisive enough as it is?

Really? Because my former boss and good friend is a Holocaust survivor who was successfully hidden with a Catholic family but his parents and siblings were all killed in Auschwitz. My boss rarely spoke of his past, but one time he gave me a copy of his parents’ arrest papers to look at. He didn’t say anything as he…

Wow. You totally took the wind out of my sails there. Super intelligent and correct reply, bro.

We’re talking about a man who brags at political rallies that he keeps a copy of Mein Kampf in his nightstand, who has quoted Mussolini favorably, and has run his campaign as a by-the-numbers homage to those two. Comparing him to Hitler in no way whatsoever goes too far.