Excuse me, reheated Fiesta lime chicken is not “peasant gutter”.

The yellow towel always belongs to JujyMonkey.

Incredibly fucked. CGM’s tweet said “Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what’s ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world”. You’d think from Khloe’s response that she’d called Kim a blown-out slut and told her to go fuck herself. Totally blown out of proportion and…

They’ll just keep posting pictures of them eating at Chili’s or Applebee’s or some other peasant gutter restaurant.

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

The only matching beach / pool towels we own are the ones we’ve stolen from hotel pools!

Only a rich person could possible come up with this. I have never been anywhere with matching beach towels. All of the beach towels my family owns are random gaudy things from vacations in the 80s.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

So, too scared to help but not too scared to stick around and take pictures of a dying woman for their Facebook feeds. What a bunch of shitbiscuits.

One article I read said the man did not know her, he was a random man who asked if she would have his children and stabbed her when she said no.

Please don’t post pictures of murder victims lying in their own puddle of blood on social media*. What the fuck is wrong with these people. Kudos to the officer, and my sympathies to her family. (Though I cannot even imagine.)

I am a <Nobody and I am uncomfortable sitting in a restaurant window seat! What if I see my dogsitter?!

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

The most interesting part of the HiddleSwift pictures is the fact that Tom is back at it again with those grey suede boots. How DOES he keep them so clean?!?!

Playing all of the old SCUMM games rank among my best childhood memories. My parents had a commodore 64 in the peak of it’s heyday, and we loved playing Maniac Mansion and Zak Mckracken. (Incidentally, both of these games had some pretty dark themes, and Zak Mcracken especially scared the shit of out me as a little…

At a quick glance I thought it was Maniac Mansion. Never heard of this till now, I’m going to have to watch out for this. I love LA style adventure games.

I’m really excited for this, but I got into Adventure games with Monkey Island. I hope their follow up to this game is something along the lines of MI. Or in the MI style. I don’t have quite the same nostalgia for Maniac Mansion.