Chris Paul, a career 86.7-percent free-throw shooter, somehow missed a pair from the line on Houston’s subsequent possession

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

“Fight of the Night: Jon Jones vs. USADA”

Obligatory:

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

I dnt play them games

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Glad that got nipped in the bud. Nothing worse than slanted journalism.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

He’s making over $22,000,000 this year. He is Dwight Howard. I really can’t see an NBA GM giving up ~$22m worth of his own players to land Dwight Howard.

This is the only thing I can see happening because lmao:

I feel like if your on TV, maintaining looks (even if its unrealistic) is a requirement of employment. Men and Women have to maintain young looks, or they will be replaced. It doesn’t seem like she was interested in playing ball with this, but others have and will continue to work. I don’t see it as discrimination.

Espn on espn crime is the best

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

To me, the greatest problem with this story is that Scheffer didn’t face a significant penalty for publishing that chart and those pictures. I know, I know, (lawyers can stand down) he apparently didn’t break any laws by doing this (at least that’s what I understood from reading lawyers here at the time) but I feel…

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This is Hall Of Fame level shade. Stay woke, Tom.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.