Lisa Lopes Says She Was Offered $200,000 To Not Throw A Match

I don’t know what he was expecting.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

This guy called it.

1.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

You might be thinking of the Fudgepacking District. That’s in Brooklyn.

“diamond chain with the Hennessy logo”, this seems like a gross misuse of diamonds

I haven’t seen a bigger asshole since Goatse

I can’t imagine the feeling of confusion that would lead someone to want to take the field for the Browns

... I want to star so bad but kinja is being a bitch. So here you go:

Man...Dwight Howard is gonna be super bummed when his Google Alert for “Dwight Howard+Very Funny” comes up.
Good.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

Stop it. Nobody ever respected Bayless.

(Disclosure: I am a Rockies fan)

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.