You clearly care. You made like 15 comments on the story calling him a baby. I hope every player stops giving dumb ass interviews where they speak in cliches and platitudes and provide absolutely nothing of value to anyone. Maybe shitty ass sports reporters who are still at the newspaper they are rapidly killing off…

You already answered your question when stating it - train your ass off. That last bullet point is going to be the key. You have to actually run. Like, 3, 4, 5 days a week. More than a mile. There are a million training programs on the internet, just pick one and go. Don't overdo it and don't get hurt.

OK I had to stop after the one about the kid's dad driving him to a soccer game so he could play pep songs on his clarinet. I hope that dad was sitting in his car laughing his ass off, otherwise there is no excuse for not talking his son out of it.

How much would it cost to paint a normal car like this? Or is it even paint? Why don't more people have this, it looks fantastic.

Correct. They aren't really climbing at all, just going directly up and down the rope with ascenders.

"Free" climbing means that the ropes and gear they are using do not help them move up the wall in any way, it is all the power of their own bodies. The other type of climbing is "aid" climbing where you would put gear into the wall that helps you move up it. Examples are small rope ladders that clip into the bolts in…

Henry Ford was in a lot of ways pretty nuts. Guy was terrified of cows among other pretty strange things.

The same planet that the Cowboys fans who last week said the picked-up flag didn't decide the game live on.

Totally agree. A 240 was my first car - it was a 1990 with the same mileage. That was something like a decade ago and I paid less than this one. It was a sweet first car except now as a grown ass man I still drive like 12 miles an hour on the freeway because I got so used to driving that Volvo that went 0-60 in eight…

That is awesome. I did not know that was a thing but now I need it.

1) The person who called the police in the first place said it was likely a toy.

The person who called the cops could tell the difference...I would hope a fucking cop could too. Not that it mattered since the asshole even look before he started shooting.

Lloyd Carr was in no way fired. No one forces out a coach without having someone in mind. Rich Rod ended up being something like Plan J when nine coaches Michigan asked turned the job down.

"I know we shouldn't speak ill of the dead" but you did. Fuck off, you have never even met them, you don't know shit.

Black Flag was the first AC game I played. I was so freaking confused when the VR stuff started happening, I had no idea that was part of the games. Every sequence that I had to play in the office was so stupid, and totally took me out of the game.

A batter running to first is never an out based on a tag.

One time when I was about 16 I was trying to get a lawnmower out of my grandfather's garage. It was a tight fit, and I couldn't get it out without moving the car. I don't really remember how I put the car in neutral and started rolling it out of the garage (apparently I had the keys to put it in neutral but didn't…

Some random guy's dog in GTA V. I had just finished killing a dozen or so police officers and was trying to hide in someone's back yard. I flew up the driveway and drifted into the yard and turned someone's puppy into roadkill. I felt awful.

The whole being a fat slob who can barely read act is getting old.

You should. At this point I am not sure if Hoke and Brandon are actually as stupid as they seem, or if they think everyone else in the world is even dumber than they are.. Every minute either of them are on staff is insulting.