Nah, as I’ve gotten older, the only thing that bores me more than baseball is most Deadspin comments about baseball. Definitely not a BF here. However, I am following the Rams out to LA, so I might be a BFIF.

I want to be on record as saying that as a Cards fan, I was making fun of the ‘best fans in baseball’ long before any fuckers on Deadspin were. I remember being in middle school, turning to my Dad as the Cardinals fan gave another curtain call for some meaningless home run, and saying, “Dad, it’s almost like Cardinals…

You’re boring.

1. I find your idea that all cops would approach a white dude walking down the street with that type of rifle to be laughably simplistic. While black people are killed by cops at highly disproportional rates (especially when unarmed), there are many instances of white people being unjustly shot by police. My brother…

I realize at this point you’re now a boring troll, but it was used exactly correct. You, quite literally, did not have one person that agreed with your statements as of the time of my post.

No.

I actually don’t find the police’s reaction that crazy.

Literally no one agreed with you. That’s how stupid you are. You couldn’t find one other person dumb enough to take your side.

You’re a dumb person. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up, idiot.

There is quite literally a 0% chance you say that if husband and wife’s positions were reversed.

So dumb.

That’s a pretty dumb line.

That’s actually not close to what he said.

You realize I was kidding, right, nerd?

Shut the fuck up, idiot.

You’re an idiot.

Very clever and original post. I bet you’re the ‘funny’ one in your group of nerdy ass friends.

Very funny post.

Anyone who thinks a typo is the same as bad grammar is the dumbest of fucks.