What you’re saying could literally be said of ANY comment on Gawker media or anywhere else.

This is similar to the ‘if you’re so tolerant, why aren’t you tolerant of my intolerance, man’ that conservatives throw about.

I’d be interested to read one of those Tweets.

Eh, most fans don’t think much of Matheny as a manager.

1. I got your attempt at a joke. It didn’t make sense. Still doesn’t. Calling ‘my comments’ your cause doesn’t sense.

No, this just means you’re dumb, so let me explain: if your cause is stopping me from commenting by getting me to go away, ‘hurting’ your cause would be acting in a way that DOESN’T get me to go away. Meaning, even trying to be snarky, you prove my point.

This doesn’t make sense.

I think I was pretty clear in my first two comments.

I’ve definitely made assumptions that are wrong, but never from the same desire as you.

Obviously, being a parody Jezebel bot is worse, as these type of people actually live their lives this way, and it ends up hurting the causes they pretend to care about.

Nah, I’m being serious. Instead of reading, you so wanted to post a comment stating how there must have been fellow citizens of yours who just couldn’t be as righteous as you.

Stop. My god.

Too blinded by a desire to feel righteous.

There was no jury, you self-righteous moron.

You’ve gone your whole life without ever talking to a cop, eh?

Why do you feel like we’re further from that place every day? Is there any indication domestic violence, or these types of situations are increasing? I’d be willing to bet they’re decreasing.

As a bald guy who occasionally has some facial hair (a trim beard), I can assure you I’m well aware it’s not ‘making up’ for anything.

In a world FILLED with shitty memes, the meme proclaiming that the Irish had it worse than the Africans forcibly sent here might top the list. On top of being factually inaccurate, even if it wasn’t, it would imply that black people just aren’t tough enough, which is quite literally insanely racist.

“Note that this pair of questions implicitly proposes that there is a 50/50 chance that the accusations against Montague are false.”

A real disgrace of our penal system, though.