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What. The. Fuck.

...even I know not to turn the wipers on if they are frozen to the windshield.

I do it to avoid having that bit of ice or snow chunk stuck to the wiper, so no matter how much you wipe there is always that wet streak that drives you crazy. I also don’t have to worry about gouging my wipers while scraping off ice.

if 30k isn’t affordable to you try harder.

Yes, but if you have money, presumably you’d like to keep more of it. Send money and stickers, please.

Not to mention marijuana is legal in WA state, so the edibles are not likely to be prosecuted by Kings Co prosecutors unless they want to wade into a constitutional issue between states rights and federal law.

Fucking Phil. *shakes head*

Seriously. I bet Bill Belichick isn’t his personal hero either..

Completely agree. After the buildup of excitement when I saw a new “Letters to Doug,” this just left me deflated.

Agreed. This is a lame question. Get your shit together Phil from Boston.

I’m a 30 year old dude who has followed and played sports his whole life, and if it weren’t for my ex-college football playing roommate’s need to pound NFL Network and RedZone, I wouldn’t have cable either.

You're hurling some mighty fine fast balls there, friend. Never been to Ceres but you can bet your sweet ass I will now. Thanks for the tips.

If you work in downtown Chicago a good place to do happy hour is Ceres in the Board of Trade. Don’t go on a Friday after 4:30 because you’ll never find a seat. Go during the week when the line isn’t out the door. If you order something like, say, a Jack or Captain and Coke you will get a tumbler full of liquor and a…

If there’s an unfinished 12oz beer anywhere near me, it’s only because I passed out before it was drained. Also, I’d likely slice my hand open on the saran wrap cutting blade.

You’re doing it wrong: Beast Ice gets you a full 5.9% ABV.

Bombers are 100% the worst deal in beer. $8 for a bomber of Dead Guy? Get the fuck out of here, Rogue.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.