"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

My ideal pair of khakis would cost $8. They would work well with a collered sweatshirt and a sharpie necklace.

I have Amazon Prime for the shipping benefits, so I get streaming as well. On top of that I have a Netflix subscription and those two alone satisfy my viewing needs. Hulu Plus just wasn't worth it to me. I hated knowing that I was paying to sit through 5 commercials every 10 minutes.

Kim Jong Un killed a lot of people.

Mmmm. delightful hint of feet.

Drink real beer or don't drink beer.

"24 Brands of Water, Ranked"

He's not the only one that's had clashes with Baalke.

That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

When she stood up, I thought "That must be the dude she was hitting on, why are they taking him away?"

Then I saw what appeared to be breasts and and I was all "Awwww hell nah."

that's a man baby

It cannot be overstated how much parents hate leaning over to put kids in car seats. Making a vehicle a bit taller means less back pain and faster swapping.

A) anarchy

Closest Buffalo has come to a championship in decades.

Look, it's not my job to tell you awful, awful people what to like and not like. But, fer chrissakes. Salsa is one of the jewels of humankind. And you morons are choosing derivative boneless Buffalo wing slop over it. That is a thing for you to think about.

It's an upstart that has done a tremendous job recruiting the best ingredients in the country, and worked hard to get to where it is today.

In response, 400,000 drunk Broncos fans peed the number 18 into the snow outside their homes.

Vote: Mohu Leaf

I've never had a glass of wine with dinner. I've had two glasses but even that is rare. I generally have a bottle of wine with dinner if I am drinking wine. I can handle it because I am very large and have quite a tolerance but I doubt it's healthy.

Watch the Frak out. Those headlights look frakking evil.