Yo if your maple syrup has any thickness at all you need to buy better maple syrup.

I always just boil hot dogs for dinner. What does the sous vide setup add that you can’t get simmering them?

Here let me take a stab at it:

Did you ever resolve whether you are the one and true MBC?

Also, no one is doing TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT anymore. You could at least upgrade to the Twitter screenshot format. 

This how now come to pass.

They also don’t parcook their fries, which is the real problem.

But still falls in line with other finer fast food chains.

The Texas Bakeshop Massacre?

For most parents I know, the point of spanking is pain. Like striking a dog.

I guess we’re stuck with dueling anecdotes in a months-old Kinja post.

If you’re sending a kid to their room and they’re playing with their stuff, you’re doing it wrong.

o wow u no those kids that seems super unlikely but here we are

They’re legally allowed to be on the road, too.

So like, dudes leave kids in their cars too.

What is the point of physical punishment if it doesn’t hurt? The pain is the deterrent.

Time outs suck because instead of continuing to have fun, they are not allowed to have fun. Or do anything, really. This is especially true when the time out is done where they’re still aware of people doing stuff in the room.

If I…

Right? If only there was a service provider who could bring — or “deliver” — the goods you purchased to you.

I... think you aren’t actually describing spanking at this point. If you’re going to employ physical discipline, but also it’s not going to hurt, then it’s not physical discipline anymore. Just do a time out. That’s an intervention too.

It is expensive though. What are you proposing? Are they obligated to give away free rooms? Is this a “property is theft” thing?

You’re broadly correct, but to say “no one was abducted” in the 70's and 80's is demonstrably false. No one you know was abducted. That’s an anecdote.

I’ve wondered this too. I guess you might end up with too much oil from the peels? Or too much pith? I would say just do it, and then report back.

How do you spank them without hitting them?

If you liked the VVitch you’ll like Hereditary.