The trick is to cut it in half, and then dice it, and then prepare your dish, and then taste your dish. And then if the dish is hot you had a hot pepper.

Also I’ve heard that jalapenos with external striations tend to be hotter but I don’t know if that’s true or not.

Okay wait so if it smells spicy then it’s spicy... but if it doesn’t smell spicy then it’s not spicy? Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember this? Can it incorporate the phrase “Spicy Lads” somehow?

Yeah but their nuggets are on point.

Probably true, although this time they clearly didn’t search until they found an excuse for an arrest.

“profit”

You need a license and a checkup to drive a car...

You can just eat the roasted marshmallow and experience an 80% improvement over your standard s’more.

Y’know it just occurred to me you could take this a step further and color code some of the less obvious bulk pantry items. Like a blue sticker on the granulated sugar and a red sticker on the flour; then the illustrated instructions would depict those same stickers. I guess you’d have to put a piece of colored tape…

Please leave my lifehacker.com website

Why don’t they produce bulbs?

Also I think pigs only produce milk when they have a litter, something like that. Makes it relatively much more difficult to get pig milk.

But they like, do Street Shoutouts where they’re visibly inside a cab.

Yep, that’s called a civil society and that’s the minimum bar to pass.

You’ve never heard the phrase “dog whistle” before? As in, something no one but the intended audience can hear?

Ah, #3. I appreciate the added context but really you could have just led with #3.

Note the “This Car is Green” on the rear bumper.

Roughly equivalent to one of your lesser Earls of Staffordshiretown-upon-Sussexley, or a Viscount

You’re saying “no” to the concept of spice in food?

who the hell are you inviting to your house?

Some people aren’t renting, but are also paying utilities.