Also it wasn’t dead silent, there was plenty of ambient noise.

I’m super impressed that you don’t snack when you aren’t at a movie, and you’re also an evil mad genius who saves ones of dollars by not buying movie theatre popcorn at the theatre.

Don’t look now, but some theatres are serving entire meals.

oh my GODDDDDD get out of here with this. No, it’s not that hard. Yes, people do it all the time. Yes, popcorn and movie theatres are inseparably linked and continue to be a popular duo. No, no one is impressed that you can go to a movie and not spend any money on concessions.

bruh watch the movie

If it doesn’t apply to someone anecdotally, then they assume it doesn’t apply to the entire population.

tbh I’m not sure — I just know the char on the outside and blue inside

Well they kinda flesh it out over the three (soon to be four) movies, but the “Everything is legal” is kind of just a cover for killing the poor and minorities. So as to how your Porsche theft would work, it doesn’t really matter. You guys would be locked in a courtroom battle for 364 days and then on the next Purge…

I like to get my naps in as “microsleep” episodes. It’s part of a larger chronic insomnia program I’m doing.

“That sink’s not anchored yet!”

Why did you make a “by the numbers” article and not create an infographic with those numbers in it? Even a bar graph or a chart would be fine.

lmao what

I mean, here’s the thing. If they (BIG CUISINE) didn’t want people to order steak well done — or even medium well — then they shouldn’t make it available. I can’t order my sushi well done, or order medium rare chicken or whatever (yes those are bad examples). It’s just not an option.

It’s like going to a department…

Well, those issues at play suck. They’re “real” in that they’re really codified in the religion but, they shouldn’t be.

I respect that. If you’re going to get it medium well just get chicken... I guess. You could probably get away with med-well every once in a while but the steak does start to suffer.

“It’s the crinkling of the hideous bag!”

Now I’m more confused than ever. Medium well? Black and blue?

I will happily meat shame over the internet, and in real life if someone says “lol i know u don’t like well done but sorry i like it”. Never unprompted.

Bless you, sir.

And that cupcake’s name?

Albert Einstein.

Yo just throw it out after they leave. Don’t even feel bad about it, just pour it out into the trash.

That’s fine, that means there’s more for everyone else. Hostess cupcakes aren’t that good if you revisit them after a long absence.