Kind of surprised she didn’t leave a skid mark.

Great, yet another cop on disability that will spend the next 50 years fishing and relaxing at tax payer expense.

How about you fix the fucking roads first before trying to get cars to talk to each other.

NO! You damn well know if this happens, the government will use the info to find out how fast you drive, where you drive, and whatever else they want to collect. And DON’T think your insurance company won’t be using this data either!

Ah crap I mixed up the names. One whiskey to chug as my punishment.

Dressing up as a Telletubby is offensive to my religion, which worships the Baby Sun God.

“It’s shameful and bad for men to dress up like women,” grouse people angry that men now won’t dress up like women.

You in NYC? WFUV is the only answer.

What it is really about is screwing things up. Anything the left does is for the purpose of screwing things up, either by dividing us as a nation, hindering commerce, giving comfort to enemies, demoralizing us, etc. The left is all about socialism, and a healthy, vibrant society has no need for socialists, so they…

As my friend Pasty Tom says: “There is no such thing as fighting dirty, there is only fighting to win.”

The Chiefs had reservations.

“Let’s see, do I want the runs, or do I want throwing up?”

Yeah, gotta be Trump supporters. Because it’s not like burglars aren’t assholes all on their own.

It almost goes without saying, of course, that neither the Cubs and Indians got their bullpens through signing expensive free agents to long-term deals. The Indians traded for Andrew Miller and developed Cody Allen. The Cubs traded for Chapman and otherwise got their bullpen in the traditional Theo Epstein way: buying…

On behalf of the republican party I would like to thank you. Nothing drives our voters to the polls like hateful liberals.

No, college isn’t for everyone, but they have trade schools and technical institutes that provide the training people need to be able to support themselves. I myself attended Oklahoma State University Technical Institute, and got a degree in commercial photography. I had previously attended a regular university, only…

First off, I must say that I have zero personal experience with unions myself. I have always been in a non-union profession and never had the choice to join one.

Counterpoints: Christmas trees, presents, sugar cookies, presents, ham, presents.

“Unions primarily exist to keep themselves going today, they only care about keeping workers complacent.”

What you fail to note is that many of the jobs targeted in these sweeps are considered “entry level” they are meant to be jobs that teach you a skill that you can use to gain entry into a “career”. I know I worked at a cafe when I was 14-16 while in school learning what it takes to move up the ladder (hard work,…