NEVER ASK A WOMAN IF SHE IS PREGNANT FOR FUCKS SAKE. If you are not the doctor or the family or the SO or whatthefuckever just don’t. Even in the hospital, unless you are one of those people.

Who is willing to do a seminar on “How to talk to people without being an asshat”? I’d gofund that.

The Speaker of the House? That’s what I call my wife!

Wow. Take him, not me. I mean, I would probably say something terrible like that, too, because I don’t want to die. But I don’t think I’d tell the story to everybody in America. But who knows.

And then the gunman fell asleep and was apprehended that way.

WTF on the second part?

Yeah, John...

This, of course, begs the question: Why don’t you have any Taylor Swift tickets?

So is he saying that these mass murders are committed by children that come from single parent/absentee father homes and in order to prevent these tragedies we should ban abortion and thus create more single parent/absentee father homes?

Let’s stamp a big red NOPE on that. You probably know far more people than you realize who have been in treatment (1 in 4 will deal with issues within their lifetime). Try asking one of them whether their viewpoint is therefore worthless.

I was just talking about this with my son. I’m probably below average in terms of looks, I’ve struggled with my weight since I was ten. I’ve been called dog, pig, whale, fat ass since I was a child. I’ve been with better looking friends who had doors opened for them, then slammed in my face. I’ve been the “buddy” and…

Given the fact that twice in the past two weeks, he’d sent passive-aggressive messages when I didn’t respond to his texts within 6 hours (despite knowing that I was at work at the time), I really had no interest in hearing any explanation from him. The previous evening, he’d done it again, so I told him that that…

This. I got dumped via text last night by someone I’d been seeing for three months, and my reaction was, “Okay. No big deal.” He offered an explanation, and I said, “None necessary. I wish you luck!” Not for one hot second did I think of getting a gun and murdering unrelated people.

The thing that always frustrates me is these guys are always saying “NO ONE” will date them when they usually mean “No one who’s 5’5” with 38-28-36 measurements and a Maxim spread who likes to watch anime with me and make me sandwiches.” Granted, this particular guy had deeper issues, but as a formerly lonely nerdy…

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Tacking the word “white” in front of any generalizing rant about women doesn’t make you not a misogynist bigot.

Jesus fucking christ. I can’t believe those are real comments. I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE THOSE ARE REAL COMMENTS. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH ALL THE THINGS.

Never said you were mean just that you were being mean! I think Kim could just use a break. I know she's not 100% perfect all around and sometimes doesn't make all the best decisions or whatever but I don't think she deserves ALL of the things said about her. Give her a break ! She's pregnant and doesn't like it !…

Just take solace in that while mechanisms have changed, humanity really hasn’t in this respect. Or most others.