This entire article just REEKS of classism. You assume that because someone is a shotgun-toting criminal that they have no interest in closely-clipped cuticles and clearly-defined nail beds? Is it too much of a logical jump to just think that this guy wanted to have nails he could be proud of? Like you, like me? Like…

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

I only partially agree. I’d put the dip in January and February. October is often quite nice, and even in November the snow feels kind of amusing in a changing things up way.

Wrong! Coats are awful. I’d say they’re the worst, but I hate cold weather accessories like mittens and hats even more than I hate coats. I hate coats so much that I will only live in states where I can survive without one for at least 350 days a year. If it gets too cold to survive winter in just sweaters and…

I would like to talk about how much I love VB’s eyebrows this year. I like pretending that her eyebrows are what’s different about her face because I am an optimist and don’t want pass judgement on plastic surgery or her health.

Snow is cold and I don’t have fur. I’d prefer running down a beach or swimming or literally anything else.

WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?

Shocker, I was NOT popular.

Wow, who could have guessed that an interview between co workers would have resulted in a sycophantic wank fest. Maybe use an actual Entertainment reporter next time.

She was probably teething, poor thing!

What’s with it? How about her marketing team’s decision to aggressive play up her baby face and mash it up with “slightly drunk sex kitten.” Jez covers her a lot so I can see that getting tiresome, but it’s not like the “she’s a baby” thing came from nowhere. She actively styles herself as a child playing in a sex…

all i got out of it is her friend name is Gryphon

you might be right. It would help if you posted a pic so we could have more evidence. In the name of science!

Miranda seems like someone you don’t want to fuck around with too much...

Haha, I feel like it would be the other way around. Amy would be like, “Yeah, I’m a comedian. That doesn’t mean all I want to talk about are farts.”

god dammit i love sourced quotes to celebrity magazines

It’s funny, because I would haaate that. Just get to the point already! Are we going to screw or aren’t we?!

My husband too!

Yeah I get that. When it’s your own wife, I don’t think it’s weird. The attraction to someone who’s already pregnant with someone else’s child is strange to me. It’s not cute and loving like “Aww that’s my wife and we made a baby and she’s beautiful carrying it.” It’s a stranger’s child in the mix, like right where…

This is many pregnant women’s fantasy. I would be down. It doesn’t seem near as creepy as men being into pregnant women.