I assumed in the weeds was derived from the golfing term - basically meaning you're fucked/hard to find a way out.
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meanmaine
Come the fuck on white people.
Would you please consider the likelihood that, as a man, you probably don't understand? As I explained in a previous comment, a friendly thank you can invite an unwanted conversation/proposition, and a curt thank you will result in the fellow informing you that you are a fucking bitch. After a few years of this a…
See but there are also women that enjoy those compliments, so what do you do?
Except that your third paragraph presupposes that we can tell people who won't take a cue apart from people who will, before giving the cues.
I had a guy cat-call me and I yelled back "fuck off." He yelled back "fuck you if you don't know how to take a compliment." At that point I stopped walking and countered with "then don't scream at me like you're at game. Walk across the fucking street and act like you have fucking manners." He yelled back "fuck you"…
My version of this conversation starts the same way but continues:
Oh! you just reminded me of when my friend in college said she wanted her head shaved and would I do it. I went and got my razor and shaving cream and came back. She freaked out - "I didn't want it smooth!! I just wanted it BUZZED!! Like super-short but not SMOOTH!!" I was so excited about getting to shave a girl's…
I want to read more stories about your hardXcore 17 year old days because you perfectly captured what it is like to be that age (and that badass, of course). God, I'm so glad I made it through being 17.
ughh nooo such bad scarring
better get a Hep C test.
Oh no, not Juggalos. That makes this story infinitely better (or worse, depending on how you look at it.)
"are you from south jersey" made this story 10x funnier
are....are you from south jersey by any chance? i think i may have bought drugs from that guy sometime around 2004.
I knew it was a spade. I just thought you were one of the original MIT crew from "21" or something. Shows what I know.
You fucked a guy named Spooky. Instant legendary status.
I love this story, I love the way you told it, and I love you for sharing it!