We didn’t ask for 6,000 free tarot decks. We asked for 7,000.

“[wished] our shooter would have called us instead of taking actions into her own hands.”

[Shakes Fist] CRYPTO HOOOOUSE!!

“Huh, Snickers are way smaller than they used to be.” -Soylent Green’s Wife

Wow, a lot of 90s road trip games all of a sudden. Well, two, at least.

Somehow, even in the Arctic, you’re still eaten by a Grue.

Yeah, but the Keanu Reeves I’ve been talking to is the real one, right?...Right?

Is that a web-shooter in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Wow, that house is filthy.

Dude, where’s my space shuttle?

Once again Smootchie Wallace says what we’re all thinking. 

Is that you, Ernie?

Maybe it was about Hormel Black Label bacon the whole time.  

Good. I ordered that incest hours ago. Oh, did you mean on the show? 

Yeah, I agree, I stopped entering the bonus stages until I beat the game. Then I’ll go back and complete the rest.

Am I Kinjafied now? I feel funny. Not ha-ha funny, oh shit small font. Oh, it’s not that small

Are you suggesting that Exit Wounds wasn't great entertainment? With the powerhouse performances by Steven Seagal and DMX? The comedy stylings of Tom Arnold?

Does that mean Johnny Depp is the candy ass?

Iambic and tired of these pun threads.

I don't know, I think a lot of good games have come out of Kickstarter. You got Broken Age, Pillars of Eternity, Wasteland 2, Divinity Original Sin, Shadowrun Returns and its awesome expansions, that Tex Murphy game was all right. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting. They can't all be winners, but I'm glad the…