Roll 'em up!

"It's insane, this guy's taint!"

Oh shit, that is pretty cool. Now all they need is a pregnant and a Chinese.

I've been playing The Darkest Dungeon. The slow decent into madness feels appropriate.

Fresh on the boat

I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

I mean, I always knew the world was full of assholes, but so many? So many people filled with hate. It's disheartening.

Yeah, I'm just mashin' it. Sad.

"Hey, hon, have you seen my hunting rifle?"
"Let's see, last time I saw it the dog had it."

Guys, I think Pearl Jam might be a euphemism for seminal fluid. I'm going to look into it, I'll keep you posted.

Yeah, there have been a lot of really funny people who were terrible on SNL.

You don't even need to change the name for the porn parody.

"So, like, they gave me these words to say, and then I said those words, while they filmed me."

…that racist gerbil?

Cackling about fucking all your holes? How did Rob Zombie get a copy of my wedding vows?

"Trick or trea-"
Tased then shot fifteen times.

Hey! It'sa da pope-a!

Yeah, that's the scene that always sticks with me the most. They're just sitting back having a casual conversation while Jan Michael Vincent's girlfriend bleeds out in front of them. Damn, that's cold blooded.

So i guess the first Statham movie ended differently from the Bronson original. Unless that's the "Resurrection" part. Is he literally raised from the dead?