Sorry, you have a tapeworm chewing through your lower colon and that thing’s alive. You’re just a host. You’ll have to ask a woman if you’re allowed to get it removed from your body.

Agreed. And in the photo, Trudeau has a look on his face that says “what, you think I was born yesterday? Nice try, dick.”

I’m so glad my lively Prime Minister was ready for him. Justin can hold his own, afterall, the man is in excellent physical shape and almost half that decaying turd’s age.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Very clever! I’m definitely not surprised they’d play it well. Prof musicians can site read the daylights out of just about anything, especially an orchestral standard like Beethoven’s 7th. Good stuff

“break the back of the criminal cartels that have spread across our nation and are destroying the blood of our youth,”

Sigh. I miss the Obamas. But, I’m truly glad they are enjoying themselves. They deserve it. Meanwhile

Denis Leary as Kellyanne Conway.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Please refrain from connecting the pile of rotting yams to the awesomeness of Hamilton in anyway. 

Coach/guy/person really seemed to enjoy that little improv. He was tickled pink.

Protests are the new brunch

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

You know shit is crazy when you’re looking at National Park Service tweets like “You are leading the revolution!”

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...

So, um, if there was widespread voter fraud, does that mean we get a do-over on the election? Asking for a friend named America.

So did America.

I’d love to see the ACLU jump right in the middle of this.

God, what an idiotic waste of money.