His supporters scare me more than Trump himself. Everyone knows that some people are festering pustules of filth. It’s the morons who think this douche bag would make a good president that make me fear for the future of humanity.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

You are more likely to have a c-section if you induce.

Ew to elementary.

I got a hyena and laughed about for an hour so it might be accurate.

Which makes it weirder that they wouldn’t just transpose it down a tone or so. Cult of the High Note strikes again. So many people believe that being able to sing really high makes you a “better” singer.

Buying it! Said in a Gene Belcher voice....

It’s also so weird that men think racking up double dick digits over the years will make your labia flappy, but having a lot of sex with just one person will not.

I can’t take it. It didn’t matter what the outcome was, the right was always going to find a way to vilify her. She’s a crook, right? She’s just SO GOOD she’s never been indicted or jailed for anything.

I bet you she complains on Facebook about how everyone is so sensitive and offended by everything these days.

Clashing colors?! No. Magenta and turquoise live together in harmony, you craprabbit! Learn to use a color wheel.

Here’s the deal: By the time you are ready to give birth you have a ton of energy and are ready to deal with whatever. Not sure if you ever heard of the phenomenon of really pregnant women suddenly getting a burst of energy a few days before delivering. There’s a reason....endorphines. The body just knows it’s time to…

Same. To this day it still pisses me off though that I didn’t stand up for myself more and say “Hey asshole, I feel every single thing you are doing”. Instead, I just believed the doctor that I was sufficiently numbed and let him do his job. What kind of shithead tells a patient she isn’t feeling pain when she tells…

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

Ummm, she’s in classical heaven. SHOSTAKOVICH ALL FARKING DAY. And Mahler at night. BAM.

The minuet is due for a comeback.