It’s not a more realistic version of FF7 Carbuncle, because Carbuncle wasn’t in FF7. As such, it doesn’t matter if someone wasn’t around when FF7 wasn’t initially released, because nobody has an opinion on FF7 Carbuncle prior to today.

Don’t forget this horror

Just because it’s not the #1 kids property anymore doesn’t mean it’s not popular with kids. 

Making a BIG assumption that there aren’t any kids who enjoy Sonic.

There’s so much more to this story that we need to know about. Like: why was your wife doing a set in the middle of her pap smear?  Was her OB’s office the only place to get booked that weekend?  Did the doc go way over the 2 drink minimum?  Let’s hear it, inquiring minds need to know.  

Great, so we’re in agreement that there is no such thing as the best picture/director/performance of the year. Glad we could get that cleared up.

Say what you want about her, but Scarlett Johansson sure has some guts, if not range.

Damn Skippy, the payoff came through in a Jif.

On one hand I want to say that it’s proof bleach kills brain cells but then I realized this girl is so young she may have no idea who Popeye the Sailor man is. Her only exposure to the name Popeye may be the Chicken place.

Disney+ needs to give me The Lando Chronicles. Old Billy Dee Williams finding his Old Vlogs and reminiscing with Donald Glover reprising the role.

Martha Skywalker

This is reminding me of how my US History 1 professor (a decade ago now, jeez) opened her first class. She said something to the tune of, “Popular culture has for a while been obsessed with the idea of the apocalypse, the one big, catastrophic event where before was good and after was bad. It hasn’t happened yet,…

Welcome to the internet bud!!!

They weren’t afraid. They just couldn’t use it because 7 ate it.

On the flip side to that, I found joy in two of FFX’s core mechanics:

What I see is a vent that has become even more effective at venting.  Think of it as a lifehack.

Did you say something? I was pretty busy thinking about myself.

Thanks for keeping the gate, you’re doing the world a service.

Punching up is making fun of people who are more powerful than you. Punching down is making fun of people who are less powerful than you.

Spoken like a bigot thinks the Central Park Five deserved life in prison,whines about “progressive politics”, bitches when anyone is critical of Christianity, will stan for convicted rapists who evade their prison sentences by fleeing to Europe because you like his filmography (https://news.avclub.com/1837995504), and…