Only Dark Knights have massive swords like that and we hold them up with the sheer force of our masterful Edging of the Lords.

“Seriously, dude, why did you not notice that?”

Right-wing strawman manufacturing?

I can hear him saying, “I’m gunna __________________, by god, or mah name ain’t Briscoe Cain”!

The Goose Hype is real. I saw these posted on a Discord server I frequent, and they made me laugh out loud.

“A mutliplayer Resident Evil?”

I think it's really brave of you to just put it out there that you struggle with basic reading comprehension. And the way you don't let it stop you from commenting? Inspirational.

Icactually think this looks really great, so...I guess it’s for me, and people like me?

Exactly. It’s being remade. It’s not a remaster, which are just asset bumps.

Remake and remaster are not the same. 

The voice acting is way too much like Kingdom Hearts which makes for a hilarious juxtaposition.

Does Barrett-Frog still have a gun arm?

FAM RIGHT I WAS LIKE, THERE’S MY SWEET COUNTRY BOY CLOUD DOING THEM SQUATS. BUT THEN TIFA SHOWS UP AND IM LIKE

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ITS NOT A LIE, CRYO ME FAM.

FRIEND I WOKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT A BLOWJOB FROM AN ANGEL, WENT ON FACEBOOK AND THE FIRST FUCKING THING ON MY TIMELINE WAS THIS TRAILER.

FAM, I BARELY SURVIVED AERITH IN THAT DRESS.

I WATCHED THIS FUCKING TRAILER 20 TIMES ALREADY AND I KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY. I NEED A GODDAMN LIFE ALERT

I remember someone saying something similar about the How I Met Your Mother finale, where the endgame is that he ends up with Cobie Smulders after the mother character dies.  But they had cast Cristin Milioti as the Mother and she’s so likable that fans kind of felt it was a betrayal that he’d end up with someone…

Old Yeller - The Seventh Seal