But the cop might be homophobic.

“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton.

How about Yakety Sax? It’s whimsical enough to maybe prevent you getting shot in the face by a terrified cop. Or at least throw off his aim in comical fashion.

May I recommend Elton John as protective camouflage? There’s no way to square “Tiny Dancer” with being a threat, no matter how much melanin you’re smuggling.

*the first 2 seasons.

Hey, I’m over 40, childless and buy any Barbie that catches my eye (ESP if they’re Black women I admire like Misty, Gabby, and Ava. I also bought Fan Fan Bing, Barbra Streisand, Halle as Catwoman, Tippi Hendren, and the Wrinkle in Time set.

First to note: They have an Ava DuVernay doll!

I find Scott super attractive in a completely sleazy way, although a blind item on cdan today seems to indicate that he gets so drunk that he pees the bed, so that killed my lady boner.

Oh man, wouldn’t Munchausen by proxy be a hell of a twist? It would be like a Lifetime movie.

That is a very sexy photo. Liev looks manly as hell in those dirty sweatpants and palming that sander, but then he’s got that cute little dog so you know he’s got a sensitive side too...

Middle school is admittedly when she dropped out of school, and she seems to have stayed in that maturity zone.

Too many weird accidents happening on his property and to those close to him where he ends up the endearing hero... I’m getting a bit concerned.

One of my favorite shows is the Graham Norton Show. Something about the format brings out the humor in all of his guests. He normally has an eclectic group on the couch and the conversation flows easily. One night they included Samuel L. Jackson, John Malkovich, Tom Hiddleston, a comedian whose name escapes me, and…

why bother posting a thank you on Instabrag, just send em lunch, try doing them a solid.

Michael Shannon watched Shape of Water, a film he was IN, win the Academy Award for Best Picture in a Chicago dive bar, as one should.

I don’t know how anyone could forget Tori Spelling — every time she’s juuuuuust about to fade away, she gets pregnant again.

Based on that picture I am going to posit the cause of the divorce was a lack of communication.

Something, something you gotta let it burn.

I reported that tweet and this is what I received

That’s not enough these days it seems. Garbage scumbag KT Hopkins has hundreds of thousands (likely bots) of followers but the real metric of course is clicks and headlines.