That would be like going to a place where white people go (like Yankee Candle or wherever y’all buy those Caucasian-fit jeans) and asking, “May I speak to a racist?”

100%!!! Few of the men I know seem to appreciate that one (or some!) of their bros, their friends from school or their cousins, uncles, whatever may be rapists.

I think he has actually extended the witch hunt now. People were pretty happy to finally come for Ben Affleck and now he’s reminded us all to boycott his forthcoming film - not that most of us would have paid actual, real money to see it anyway.

He’s got them Sinatra-blue eyes!

They are not happy unless he pays the rest of his life.

Thanks, babe.

LIVING for the Josie references

Dujour means white entitlement!

I think the problems you have with “female” are you’re own issues that you’re attributing to other people.

So I said, ‘let me change everything because I don’t want any part that’s been touched by anyone.’”

HIGNFY is better than SNL or anything else.

You can wrangle your diarrhea into a pile? Impressive!

I feel like she would be the sort of person to scatter this shit across the large communal table in a hipster cafe, too.

Considering the open laptop that appears to be displaying the Gmail inbox anyway, it was a rather pointless addition to the flat lay.

I honestly had to check that it wasn’t April 1st.

Do we want - or not want - a glossy spread in Hello! to commemorate the occasion of OJ’s release with the dual joy of Khloe’s pregnancy?

Et tu, Kriste?

Well, the family has a North, Reign, Dream and a Saint, so I’m going with something suggestive of royalty/pre-eminence or a title for a boy and some sort of direction or aspirational noun for a girl.

Kate Dries?

Exactly what I thought. I didn’t realise she was over?