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I’ve been having this problem since the Switch came out. That charge % just does not display correctly for whatever reason. Been hoping they’d patch it, but apparently the system isn’t stable enough because that’s all the patches seem to fix.

Then I guess you know.

WTF is wrong with Iowa?

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Track: This Charming Man | Artist: The Smiths | Album: The Smiths

Magical Negro, dontchaknow?

Goddammit Shep, you know your audience too well 😩

Goddammit Shep, you know your audience too well 😩

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

PLS DONT FORGET SUPER DODGE BALL

get on it Switch

I’ll vouch for Viewpoint. I still have my copy for the Sega Genesis, this game was bright and unique with some catchy music. The faux polygonal graphics were eye catching at the time.

Kotaku keep praising this game’s soundtrack but I distinctly remember finding it...completely unmemorable. It didn’t have a single original tune that stuck in your head, unlike the many games that preceded it.

There may have been, and I may be winning.

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

B-b-b-but if the author himself hasn’t been able to beat it, and the level remains unpublished (as suggested by the article you linked to), then how can this level have been played by hundreds of thousands of people?

LUKE Y U NO PATRICK KEPLEK

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That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

This is fucking fantastic.

They really need to make it in adult size.

They really need to make it in adult size.