No wii u, I thought that was one of the stretch goals. Still excited though

I thought it was coming to Wii U as well? Is this sourced from a PR release that omits that info??

So I understand this is a post about celebrities “outing” themselves as nerds, but I still can’t believe you missed the most obvious one of all.

Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Pfff, whatever. Granted free stuff is awesome, so the rage is kinda, barely understandable. However, if one doesn't like it, then don't pay for it.

It just seemed to fit...

and now with even more gold...

So you want to be a playa, but your wheels aren’t fly, then hit us up for a pimped out ride...

My personal favorite:

This one really gets me. I can’t tell if it’s a troll, but I’m taking the bait. How exactly is sitting on the couch and watching people play basketball going to help the American obesity problem? It’s like people are losing weight by imagining themselves as the basketball players.

Beat me to it

Obligatory:

Bender’s Big Score already covered the most obvious/grandiose choice:

Konami’s biggest problem is putting all their eggs in one basket lately. Metal Gear isn’t going to carry them forever, and recently they’ve been doing nothing but Metal Gear games and not bothering with any of the rest of their catalogue.

Talking out of your ass^ You might not like the guy or his games but acting like he’s a failure is silly. “They shoved Metal Gear at him to shut him up”...you act like he was developing for 20 years before that. It was what, 1987? The fact that he’s still basically a gaming legend/pioneer 30 years later shows that…

Me in a nutshell.