As a Rockets fan, it’s been a weird, sad, listless season that I just haven’t been able to muster the energy to give much of a shit about. Last year I feel like the team was fun and they were having fun.

Harden has cared even less on defense if that’s possible. He showed up out of shape and was a big part of McHale…

It’s in a book; it must be the truth

Watching both of these games at the same time was a lot of fun, there was definitely a feeling of the old era officially dying. Efficiency wasn’t exactly the most prized trait in the world when Kobe first came into the league and Jordan was king.

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

I’ll have a Martin(i), shaken AND stirred.

You know, I actually found Molly’s shirt more interesting, and the camera should have zoomed in there instead.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

I’m not a GGer. That said. Minsc is one of the series’ most beloved characters, and I think having him toss a one-off dig like that wasn’t a wise use of that character.

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

When he finally got a chance to bat, it was the fourth ball of the 17th over, and the West Indies were down 155-116. They would need to score 40 runs in their final 21 ball to win.

“fully-automatic weapons.” and this is where he loses respect.. its ILLEGAL in all 50 states to own a full automatic weapon without EXCESSIVE licensing. And even then, most states do not allow them at all. That one is far from being “easy”.

That’s the main reason I haven’t switched to graphite shafts

I believe that's a drop, sploosh.

Reviewing the Sixers tank should be on Jalopnik.

The Sixers are not an NBA team, even Jezebel knows that.

Dabbing Dipshit Dibs Dumb Debate, Dismisses Dabbling Doofus Dibble

It’s amazing to me a guy like Carlos Gomez talks as much crap as he does with 103 HR’s in 3,500 abs in 9 yrs.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.