As a very experienced individual, I can guarantee a “vodka Diet Coke” is consumed only by alcoholics.

I watched the first game and said “aw shit this is going to be a shitty season.”

Shit, it’s L.A. and the Rams are boring. Sign Johnny FourLoko and enjoy the circus.

Calling it now, in 4 years the Rams trade Wentz to the Titans for one 4th round pick.

Wait why did this get reposted 6 months later?

Look man, after being born and raised on the Navajo reservation, I’m gonna go with what my entire life’s experiences have been. Which is “they don’t care”. Some do! Like some white people would hate that shirt! And some black people hate being called black! But really they don’t care.

I feel like we’re both about to use anecdotal evidence to support our claims. So I’m just gonna stick with “lolno”

This. Good goddamn.

No one is offended by “indian”. Redskin yes, indian no.

God I love that shirt. Almost bought the hat, but it was expensive and you know, white people and money

I got to the bar at the end of the first inning, looked at the score, said “dammit, Astros”, and left. Alas.

Banana and mayo? What the fuck hell is wrong with you

I imagine this is pretty similar to an nVidia Shield, which is total garbage for anything requiring timing.

It’s in New York. These fuckers are supposed to be used to cold weather.

No meth charge?! Amateur.

Get out goddamn it

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Yes, fewer guns are needed in a fantasy world with non-human creatures that are actually trying to kill you.

Consoles are and always will be the death of good arena shooters.

It costs like 4k instate to go to UNC. Not really the rich white kids.