I’m sure there is a way Leder could sound more like a creepy ass, I’m just hard pressed to figure out exactly how.

No. But my best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this guy who’s going with the girl who was a friend of his and he said that Dan was no Jack Kennedy. And, also that he passed out at 31 Flavors.

It’s weird he’s an old guy now. He had that John Edwards quality where he looked startlingly young even when he was in his mid-40s.

Who is Dan Quayle? Not Jack Kennedy, from what I’ve heard.

Yeah, I have moments where I think, “Maybe I am just being a reactionary ass, maybe it won’t be bad as we fear, and etc” and then i see Guliani saying something like, “Muslim registry is on the table.” another asshole say, “Muslim registry is okay because we interred the Japanese.” and then the fire gets stoked. I…

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

I’m spending Thanksgiving working in a Pediatric Cardiac ICU. It’s not as sad as that probably sounds, but it will put things in perspective in a hurry.

Starting my own new Thanksgiving tradition and sharing with you a car that looks kind of like a turkey.

This comment section is gold, Jerry, GOLD!

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

This collection is Major. And I don’t even really like half those Acuras but DAMN they’re clean.

Hell, I’m tempted to go out and buy a statuette of Mary and a Buddhist altar just to be safe.

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

I cannot emphasize this enough. I was put on a watch list because of some harmless science interest on the internet years ago. It can happen very easily. I wasn’t trying to hide anything, because there was nothing to hide. But, what I was doing made a government agency very angry.

At least, when the Germans voted for Hitler, their country was in a very bad shape and and he murdered some of his opponents. What excuse has America to vote for Trump ? The country is doing well and there were plenty of alternatives to chose from.  

Dang, my Ferrari 458 only weighs 3,076 lbs, so like maybe 3,430 with my two girlfriends and I. How do you even get around with that much weight and that little horsepower in your glorified Impala SS.

I’ve worked in every major city on the west coast in the seediest industrial districts and will attest to packing but honestly, in over two decades I’ve never brandished. Really...on one occasion the sound of chambering a round was effective in adjourning an inexplicable late night gathering outside my motel room, no…

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).