The one who was sexually involved with a 15 year old girl

Former veterinary nurse here. I don’t love articles that sensationalize diseases and vilify cats (although I do love the photo). At least without helpful information. This was missing: Have your pet sitter or vet tech clip your cat’s nails. That makes them square and much harder to create a deep wound. Ask your doctor…

Annette and Warren are still good though, right? Right!?!

Rita and Tom are still together! We still have Goldie and Kurt as well.

I read this in Harper’s way back in 2002 and remember exclaiming, “YES! Finally someone realizes she’s garbage!” I’m just going to leave this here, and say no more about my thoughts on Terry Gross.

On a related note: In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that…

Yup.

I’m reminded of Americans and Brits who, in the years prior to WWII, did their best to humanize Hitler and make him see like a charming fellow with some idiosyncratic political views.

clearly he’s only 236 pounds. Of course, that’s kind of high for a cat

She was apparently back in the hospital in May because she was rejecting her face transplant. Travis (the chimpanzee) also ripped both of her hands off, I recall. Can you imagine?

It’s halfway through September and the media is STILL treating this asshole like he’s a joke, like he’s going to drop out once he’s done promoting whatever shit he’s promoting. IT’S PISSING ME OFF!

I just never would have expected it of him. Sam Bee and John Oliver are terrific, but they should be terrific. Seth Meyers is the milquetoast former Weekend Update guy who got one of the most baffling promotions ever, but he’s putting it to good use.

Meyers puts all the Closer Look segments on YouTube by the next morning and they’re all I bother watching.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Backpfeifengesicht.

same BMI too.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

Fallon is an idiot.