You just don’t see the light, I give this critique 1/20 Plymouths.

Give this man a job! I would read this at least once a week, if not once a day. I rate this thread 15/4 Dodges, or in metric, 5/5 Hondas.

Yeah but explain to me how 97% of the worlds scientists who acknowledged manmade climate change, some struggling to make a living wage, were proven wrong by a few plucky little published yet highly well compensated scientists backed by big oil’s special interests lobby? Bet they never saw that coming.

Oh don’t worry I didn’t have the free time I had to steal it from you.

Also I’m not even going to touch on this giant thread that JustJim started. He or she is committed to just keep on digging a hole and I can’t hate on that. I’m glad to see someone try to make a joke and then just keep digging to try to get as many jokes out of a joke mine as possible. So JustJim you win the contest…

olason at 9:46pm spread around some misinformation with an intensity of a large volcano

Univision4EVAH at 10:50pm asks the most important question of our lives

NBA champion (1989, ‘90, ‘96, ‘97, ‘98); Defensive Player of the Year (1990, ‘91); All-NBA Third Team (1992, ‘95); All-Defensive First Team (1989, ‘90, ‘91, ‘92, ‘93, ‘95, ‘96); Two-time NBA All-Star (1990, ‘92)...2011 HOF inductee....lets not compare Chris Brown to one of greatest defenders of all time.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

This trolling post is beautifully subtle satire. Tomato face level meta.

Who dabs at compliments?

The reports of folks cheering are super-disturbing. Do the folks on the beach really imagine that this woman is involved in terrorism in some way?I really thought that, despite their rudeness, the French were more evolved than this...

This is good Kinja.

I’m sure she feels way less oppressed now.

Man, I’d hate to think what they’re doing in the town of Mean.

france: unashamed of racism since literally forever