mdyoganerd
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Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

I am sure that, had it been a woman, his description would have included an insult about her body, appearance, or dress.

Prosecutors are requesting 12 1/2 years, while Fogle’s defense has asked for five.

I’m pretty sure Trump is actually bigger. The guy looks like he had on an ill-fitting jacket and was probably 20 lbs overweight, whereas Trump even with his perfect suits still looks 20 lbs overweight, which means he’s likely more.

Projection: just one of the many defense mechanisms a Trump administration has to offer.

Yeah, it looks to me like they probably have exactly the same BMI

I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

Actually, I think Trump is a little fatter than the protestor. I’m struggling to see that guy as seriously overweight, but maybe my standards of “seriously overweight” are different. Trump is a fucking mutant.

Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels and presidential

“I have yuuuuuge six pack abs, no, 18 pack abs, this wide! They’re just hiding behind my premium luxury rolls, which I’ve curated from the finest lipids.”

Smart Person: Mr. Trump, your policies would cause more harm than good.

“It’s probably a wig!”

Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels

idk, something makes me think he probably does both all wrong anyway.

Heh. Only danger she’s in from me is that she might get put outside if she licks someone else’s food.

It’s not clouds? I always thought it was clouds.

That’s the joke!

I want to wear a black version of the pink feathery one while I mourn Kitchenette and Millihelen. :(