I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

It also sounds like a problem with our healthcare system that she couldn’t leave her job because she was the one with the benefits.

It doesn’t sound like they couldn’t afford to have children though; just that they couldn’t afford to have one of the parents out of work.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

So where is the pro-life, “pro-family” movement on this one?

I'll be the first to admit that I am, in fact, a hipster. But goddamn this guy has the most punchable face in history, does he not? (This theory will, I think, be further bolstered by the fact that the dude above was most recently a featured collaborator of Macklemore, for that awful song "Downtown.")

I laughed/snorted really loudly at that and now I’m hiding in shame from my co-workers.

God this is most of the people in my city on a Friday night. I wish hipsters as a whole got the memo (not message, but memo - because hipsters) that they all look like utter douchebags.

This adds yet another level to the straight vs. curly, DDDs vs. small Cs, 5’2” vs. 5’9” greener grass phenomenon.

They have everything but the most current season. Welcome to the last 6 months of my life.

Yeah, I will absolutely buy this SO FAST.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

Earlier today, I was telling one of my clients about this weekend’s quest for pie and she told me that she found a copy of it in the Washington Post this weekend. Here’s the link.

Hulu Plus has all the franchises/seasons. But of course you have to pay for it. Still, I screamed in delight the day I found them all.

There was another review that was equally funny. I hate pumpkin pie and even I am thinking of getting some.

Ok, so I have to say the drama about the shortage is very real. My husband spent 2 hours on Saturday going to three Walmarts in Northwest Indiana trying to find one of those damn things. I finally convinced him to call off the search when I realized that I had Miss Patti’s recipe for Sweet Potato Pie all along because…

This woman is so strange in her affect and mannerisms. It’s a weird blend of “posh” and “botox”. Poshtox.

B... Becky?

Bobby, I am sorry to say that I wasn’t always keen to you.

These are all real quotes except the Beyonce one. She would never suggest that her sister is a better dancer than herself. That’s like God’s word being infallible; if she had actually said that, the universe would have ended.