The max contract creates this issue because teams don’t have to pay players like lebron and KD what they are actually worth thus allowing them to add lots of other stars around them.

No! NOOOOOOOO! Her “meteorologist in a blender bit” last week made me cry. I will miss her and Bobby!

This is part of the war on men. A Cox and a Dick were fired, what more proof do you need?!

Celtics fans are going to flip so fast on Isaiah and it’s going to be really sad.

They couldn’t possibly do worse. Not because they are better than the Celtics, but simply because I don’t think it is possible to do worse.

that Wizards team had its bench quit on them in a crucial game 7. I’m certain they would have done worse.

Really hoping Chris Paul goes to the Spurs somehow. And I’m a Clipper fan.

I am also a sixers fan, but to say it wouldnt be fun to watch the celtics play this year is dumb.

Nor have they been much worse than the Kings, T-Wolves, Lakers, or Nets over the past four seasons. But only one gets a quarterly bodying on Deadspin. Honestly, at this point Deadspin is probably just doing it for the free clicks from people rushing over from Liberty Ballers to argue in the comments.

Let us now read from the gospels of TED.

*lowers shades* “I hope they 76'd later that night to celebrate.” *puts hands behind head with supreme confidence and convinces the world he is cool and knows about sex acts*

The crowd made him so nervous he thought about bailing, but in true Sixers draft fashion he decided to power forward.

And to celebrate, the couple proceeded to engage in some serious Hinkie panky.

It’s like Big Bang Theory. It’s aims so low that people who’d find it hard to detect sarcasm love it while most people quickly find it boring and tired.

I think a large part of this is young people (<30) working at these orgs who are just used to grabbing images off of the internet and using them in various ways that just genuinely didn’t think through the fact that when you’re engaging in this kind of commercial behavior, you need to actually follow the rules.

“Tell fuckface Ryan to do it, all that clown does is repost the shit we write on twitter.”

He did posit it...sort of? It’s really hard to tell if he’s being sarcastic because he never adds any inflection, he just keeps shouting. If I had to guess, I think he meant it in jest....probably.

The only problem I have with Mike Trout as MVP is that they’re treating the MVP like the Cy Young; say Betts has a WAR of 9 and his team is in the playoffs, Altuve has a WAR of 7 and his team is in the playoff hunt, Trout has a WAR of 10 and the Angels miss the playoffs by fifteen games. Maybe Trout doesn’t have the…

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.