NO! Jerry Jones needs to own and run the Cowboys for the rest of his life. Upon his untimely and unfortunate death, we should exempt his children from estate taxes as long as they run the franchise.
(go birds).

There’s a difference between being a liar and being an unreliable narrator. If her mental health issues is responsible for her paying rent late, it’s not an unreasonable stretch for us to believe those same mental health issues can cloud her interpretation of events.

You are assuming the influencer with self-described mental health struggles is accurately retelling what happened rather than hearing what she wants to hear. 

Let’s consider two incidents, Ewan forced Gregory to pick him up in Canada drive him to NYC because he doesn’t like to fly and was an ungrateful dick to him the entire trip.
The second incident is he flies to Scotland to tell his brother he’s worse than Hitler because of his climate change denial-ism.

Both Logan and…

Even if you are 6 foot 6 inches, if a full size rottweiler wants something to die, you ain’t gonna stop it. One of the advantages of purebreds is you know what you are going to get with it. Out of control rottweiler’s were taken out of the gene pool quickly, it’s genetically programmed to obey you. So if you are a…

So exactly like his NBC show. 

I was at the “Meet the Breeds” during the Dog Show last year (GO! IT’S THE GREATEST!!!) and for the Mastiff exhibit they had a large display about people crossbreeding Rottweilers & Mastiffs with the conclusion you are bringing in a bigger and stronger creature that you just might not be able to control when he…

Say. The. Name. 

Christ, Deadspin has got to have the worst basketball coverage on the internet. Calling the Nets an also-ran ignores several basic facts. While the 2018-2019 Nets might not be a serious contender. There’s a real foundation in Brooklyn. They finally exited the Billy King hellscape. A really good, well respected front…

the problem with the Athletics section is they won’t tell you if anybody replies to your comments. 

Everybody: Oh anybody can be a play by play guy.
TNT: Here’s Players only!
Everybody: Sorry Play by Play. 

Considering Deadspin’s documentation of all the horrible things College Football players have done, lying about mental illness to go to a better program wouldn’t make the top 100. 

Simple, New York Jew + WASP White Woman = Annie Hall 

I’ve never seen a more stressful youtube clip. His friends move away, something bad is going to happen. After he chucks the meat over the fence, the male lion just stares at him, something really bad is going to happen. He gets close to the fence with the female holding a hunk of meat, that’s it his face is gone.... 

Warren took a DNA test because Trump teased her. Like Hillary Clinton, she doesn’t have the political instincts to run and win a competitive election. 

I look forward to your explanation about how not giving cigarette burns to one’s children is a cis-het-white-bourgeois value.

You know, when you make it to the MLB as a 5'8" guy from Ohio, that means you are not mediocre by any stretch of the imagination. 

Christ, did Hinkie fucky your mom or something?

because the NBA hates The Process. 

Considering deadspins’ anti-process hysteria over the last few years, you know they are rooting for the Raptors.