No shit he’s not a saint.

Melania: “I don’t get it... so WHEN do I get deported for being an immigrant?”

Donald: “As soon as the tits start sagging. So keep a travel bag handy.”

I’m not getting paid for these.

I think their true power lies in convincing people to make their own mistakes in an attempt to avoid making those very same mistakes.

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

Thibs will now cut his minutes down to 35 a game while he tries to recover from this injury

You should know you’re a character in Don Delillo’s Underworld.

It’s been done since day one, they’ve just been keeping their job by saying it’s compiling.

He had one, the USFL NJ Generals. Not only did he drive them into the ground, he drove the entire league out of business as well.

NE’s defense thinks they’re good, huh? Well let’s see how they do against this Steelers offense which is one of the best according to the metric “preseason expectations”!

Get used to it. Starting tomorrow, all sorts of regulations are going to be ignored, especially when Washington is involved.

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

I share your cynicism, but if he’s going to take a step in the right direction once it might be good to encourage him to do it again.

lure them with wawas and tastykakes and promises of dead milkmen reunion shows

“Embiid might never play”

Hinkie: “Let’s sit on a potential superstar, taking a massive risk that he can overcome an injury that other teams were scared off by, and deal with the pains of losing for the promise he brings.”

It’s really a shame the Sixers didn’t keep Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes and Andre Iguodala and keep making runs at the 7 seed, though.

This. Not only does it demonstrate to an arena full of people that he doesn’t teach that style of ball, the public tongue lashing might make the player think twice about doing something like that again. So basically...

It’s essentially the difference between working out of your home, vs living in your office space.

Sounds like they only picked up this place to live with the intention of using it as an office space they could also comfortably live in, avoiding the costs of leasing a separate work space. Which wouldn’t be a big deal if…

Goths prefer Roman wine?