I've negotiated a few of these (as a small business owner and with bigger brands) and have been pitched deals by Groupon, Living Social, et al. A couple things to keep in mind:

As a Sixers fan, I could care less. Next season they are going to have the 2013-14 rookie of the year, Michael Carter-Williams, Nerlens Noel, a top 3 pick, a likely top 10 pick (from Pelicans), and enough cap space to sign 2 max contract players. As sad as the team is now, their future actually looks brighter than at…

At least they're looking quite dapper doing it.

Out of habit, upon hearing about another Georgetown lottery prize, Bill Simmons will spend the next 30 years insisting it was rigged.