He should drive one of these to the third annual Limp Bizkit concert at the Wayne Avenue Sunoco in Dayton next spring.

The one time this car passed me on the highway, I almost exploded.

I’m glad that I didn’t check Japonik before I got home because the noises that I’m making aren’t fit for my workplace.

I started my day by learning about William Henry Rankin. I am finishing my day by learning about this man.

Excellent article, but the title is misleading;  I'm hugely disappointed that a mutant cow is not trying to ruin VW in America.

The best opening line in literary history: “I recently traded a friend of mine I met on the Dark Web some very rare vintage erotic lenticular pictures of Tyne Daly from her Cagney and Lacey era for a cordless drill with a battery that never needs recharging."

This and the 919 Evo and an R18 e-tron and a Panamera Sport Turismo should come visit me at my house. I will let them park next to my Flex.

I *was* upset that I had to work this weekend, especially since I finally met the catalyst of my love for le Mans—the R18—last winter; but now knowing that I wouldn’t be able to pull off my usual setup, and given Toyota’s lack of competition, I think that I’ll survive.

Ughhhhhh, it seems like the 2015 race was centuries ago. I miss all the spaceships.

That’s awesome and all, but MAX HARDIGREW PLEASE.

In 2009, at the age of 23, I decided that my first car purchase—to replace my ‘93 le Sabre—was going to be an ‘08 Taurus or Taurus X. I bought the Taurus because, after having driven them both, I wanted a car instead of a crossover.

This with the E-Hybrid is my current dream car.

I can’t go chasing this beautiful monster around exotic locales this year. Porsche needs to come set a lap record for my neighborhood or work parking lot. I’ll even let them park it next to my Flex so that they can get some good Instagram shots.

I once stood behind one while the driver generously revved it. It made my bone marrow feel the same way that an F-15 performing a full-afterburner, minimum-radius turn does.

WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO SEE THIS CAR DOING CAR THINGS?!?!?!?! PORSCHE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!

Okay, so, SF Motors is a real thing. Their ad started popping up in my Facebook feed yesterday, but the 22 shares and 1 comment on it had be believing that it was a joke.

I want a factory Flex with 500+ HP.

I would only wear a Ford Aerostar as leg clothes.

“Variable-diameter cylinders.”

“I bet the turbos on your Flex really help you go get groceries.”