Can I *please* get one more Max Hardigrew mystery???

I could probably get it into neutral.  It can't be dragged though because there is a problem with the driveway, and dragging the car will tear up the concrete.  And there's a curve in the driveway;  I don't think there's a way to get it winched out.

Question:

The Taurus and the Flex are awesome...until their water pumps go out...nope, I'm not at all bitter that Ford's 3.5L V6's awful water pump placement killed a Taurus and Flex for me.  Not bitter at all.

I wanted a Mercury Marauder so badly. I thought that it was the best car in the whole world. I still get very excited when I see one, but I would much sooner have my actual first car back than a Marauder: 1993 Buick le Sabre Limited with graphics equalizer, 6-instrument dash, and extra-padded cloth seats.

The best: the aforementioned 3.8 V6.

“How did Max Hardigrew know who harpooned the Quaker?”

...why does the photo show what looks to be someone putting on a spare tire after a tornado?

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I’m not even reading the article.  You can drop some hilarious Latin into your title image, but WHERE IS THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MAX HARDIGREW?!?!?!?  I'm so disappointed.

I only clicked on this because “Cevert” was in the title.

I've lost all track of time and reality, but I recall reading an article on here some years ago about how a different Nissan was one of the last new cars that you could buy in the U.S. for under $10k.

Ford Flex.

Turbo Flex.

“Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit"  -- Atlantica 

Hello, new Acura owner here.  Am I allowed to celebrate Happy Honda Days?

OMG NEEEEEEEEEED

YOU REFERENCED THE FORD AEROSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!  TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!

So, no RACE TO END ALL RACES between the ID.R and the 919 EVO, which may not prove anything but would get watched by me on YouTube about a bazillion times? I’m never going to get an XL1 hypermiling racing series?

Way back in the early or mid ‘90s, I remember seeing something on Discovery Channel—maybe an episode of “Beyond 2000" or something—that was this but with a spear instead of a grappling device. The cop would ram the spear into the rear bumper of the other car, and spikes would open up on the tip of the spear to bite…