This reminds me of a story about a new Lowe’s store, a Jimmy Johnson NASCAR car, a mostly empty parking lot, and a surprised woman in a Saturn station wagon.

I just bought one of these. I bought used and could have had a comparable SHO for way less, but the Flex is much more practical and has much better visibility. I gladly sacrificed a little bit 0f speed and fuel economy for a fast living room.

This may be your finest work since HARPOONING A QUAKER!

AEROSTARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT DOOR!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT DOOR JAMB!!!!!!! Do you think that factory would let me go pet that door jamb? I will be out that way tomorrow anyway.

Ughhhhh, I want an XC90 soooooooo badly.........

A car dealership is actually on my list of potential venues, if she’ll permit it, and when the time comes: http://www.americaspackardmuseum.org

Are those two sidelites on the non-door wall of the entry alcove? Weird...

It was 5°F here last night, and I saw a dude driving an S10 without doors. Ohio is magical.

Volvo’s website and those of its dealerships leave something to be desired. I have been shopping for an XC90 with great difficulty.

Advertising has never convinced me to buy a product; it has merely alerted me to a product’s existence.

I didn’t say anything about drones. There would be so much more excitement if they were manned!

The crashes would be hilariously slow—UNLESS THE BLIMPS WERE COVERED WITH LOTS OF ON-FIRE POINTY THINGS AND WERE FILLED WITH HYDROGEN. But that would be dangerous.

We need a full-contact blimp racing league. I have no idea why this post inspired such a wonderful idea. But it did.

I don’t care about the looks, but I do care about whether or not it has a 3.8L V6.

I was just behind one of those. When it turned into Taco Bell, I noticed the Focus RS that had been in front of it.

Tucker Torpedo, Ford Aerostar XLT, Audi R18 e-tron, AMC Eagle, and a blimp.

No photo can do justice to the beauty of this car’s paint.

Here in good ol’ Dayton, OH, I see a few Eagles a week. And El Caminos. And a baffling number of Roadmasters/Caprices.

What the hell kind of building is that in the background?