I am so thrilled that when my baby daughter gets to watch me Mans with daddy next year, the greatest racecar of modern times won’t be there. So thrilled.

DAMMIT.

Your headline about gave me a heart attack. As long as they run next year, I still have a chance to see them racing in person. How soon is too soon to plan a trip to Austin?

I want to know how he has 73" of unobstructed width when he opens those doors. That is 1" more than a normal double door would have.

Hey, the 14-year I-75 construction project is finally done, so everything is better! (I cannot count how many people walking on 75 through downtown I have almost hit.)

So, do I get a 2000 Insight or a new Taurus SHO?

Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah, hold up a second: “Invisible Touch” is one of the greatest albums of all time, and it has aged amazingly. Okay, cool, I feel better now.

NEW AEROSTAR BETTER NOT BE A JOKE I HAVE EMOTIONS AND DREAMS

I am glad that I went ahead and named my baby daughter after the XB-70 rather than waiting around for this. But if Dick Cole likes it, dammit, then it’s good enough for me! #ActualAmericanHero (If this name has anything to do with the Doolittle Raiders, why not call it something much cooler, like the Shangri-La?)

This story is a good story, and I like it. I am going to read it aloud to my infant daughter before she goes to bed tonight.

“Glass engine cover."

This happened five blocks from my house. I am so proud of my neighborhood.

I vaguely recall a car harpoon from an old episode of “Beyond 2000" or “The Next Step.” I think it had less to do with cruise control and more to do with police harpooning bad guys’ cars....hahaha, harpooning a Quaker!

The works of only two authors have ever made me laugh out loud consistently: Voltaire and Jason Torchinsky.

ABOVE A VERY LITERATE DOLPHIN ORPHANAGE!!!

This is now my favorite Jalopnik post. EVER. Stealing a dolphin from a zoo now has competition for the top spot on my bucket list OMG I COULD STEAL A DOLPHIN WITH AN OFFENSIVE BLIMP OMG OMG OMG BETTER YET PLAYING CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH BLIMP SIGNS.

Pierce did not “hand” Larson the lead, and saying that Larson “took” it is a huge understatement; after being put a lap down with an intentional caution penalty, Larson DROVE THE BEST DAMN DRIVING EVER. Until last night, Pierce’s drive-it-the-hell-to-pieces race last year was the best thing ever. But Larson blew my…

Were you at the race? AMAZING RACE. #StillDirty

I once had two grown women climb into my trunk for a ride from Denny’s to Sheetz.

I would like to see a close-up photo of that front door. And the really big window in the front also has my attention.